Nevergirl's

High heels make me taller, true, but they also make me look like

1. I’m walking like I’m part of the Moon landing.
2. I’m a jellyfish on stilts.
3. I’m wearing underwear made of sandpaper.
4. I’m the Tin Man or a less-flexible member of the Tin family.
5. I’m walking with loose diamonds inside my shoes (though why I’d jam diamonds inside my shoes instead of festooning my ears and neck with them is beyond me hahaha!).

And wow, I do not sound whiny at all. Hahaha!