Two Sizes Too Small

August 13, 2010 - 6:35 pm Comments Off

I bought this online for the man. I thought this would go really well with the jeans and shoes I got him two weeks ago. He can wear this long-sleeved when it’s rainy and cold, or he can fold the sleeves. Either way, this is a really versatile jacket.

There is one problem, however: he’d never get to wear this ever… unless he also ordered slimming body wraps or a new torso to go with this jacket. This is sad. This is sapping the shopping juices out of me. I liked this jacket, and I’d have gotten the size right, too, except that he insisted he’s now so much smaller, so we went with how small he thinks he is right now. To no one’s surprise (except his), this merchandise turned out much too small for him to wear hahaha!

There is a lesson here, folks: when it comes to sizes and sizing, never argue with the online shopper of the family even when it seems like she doesn’t know what she’s doing. She does. There is a method to her madness.

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