Jan 14, 2010 - Blathers    Comments Off

The Hair Plan

“Why’s your hair always short?” Alex asked me one day. The moms in the TV shows she watches have long hair that are either tied up in a chignon or left to hang loosely down their backs so I guess my perpetually short ‘do leaves her wondering.

It’s not that I dislike long hair. I’d love to have long hair. I just can’t be bothered to grow mine. My hair grows oh so slowly! I get tired waiting for it to catch up with my plans – it never does – so it’s off to the salon we go, my hair and I, for a quick trim every month or so.

If some people worry how to prevent hair loss, I worry over how to prevent haircuts. Whether self-inflicted or paid for, these haircuts are why I’ve always had the same hairstyle since 1990. But here’s the plan: I am going to grow my hair this year. No more haircuts, self-inflicted or otherwise. No more bangs, too. I don’t care that my hair grows turtle-slow. I will give it two years and after that, it’s hello perm. Yahoo!

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