Nevergirl’s

Dear female friends who do not need a man to buy them dresses, diamonds, slinky stilettos, or even a house by the beach:

Have you heard of Dante Moore? If not, it’s high time you do. Moore is the biggest tool to hit bookshelves and worse, his book ‘The Re-education Of The Female’ sold like pancakes in the U.S

In his guide, Moore advices women to “wear sexy clothes while cleaning and cooking and obey men.” He continues, “The fatter you get, the more you decrease your potential single-man pool. Let me give you an example. When you go to the grocery store to shop, do you pick out the nastiest-looking, most rotten, smelliest fruit or meat you can find? Oh you don’t? Why not? It’s the same with men when they see baby-elephant-sized, out-of-shape women. Here’s a little secret, ladies. Men never really ask for anything. They command. And believe me, what you won’t do, ten broads around the corner will.”

I don’t know the demographic of Moore’s readers but I’ll hazard a guess – they’re probably men who bitch about how difficult it is to find a woman who meets their exact requirements, namely: must be thin, have impeccably-groomed pubic hair, wears three-inch heels daily, and is always available for sex, dates, and errands. And dear husband, if you are reading this, do not grin. The day you succeed in making me cook in French maid costume is the day I do a Lorena Bobbit and make salsa out of the family jewels.

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