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	<description>an open road and a ticket to nowhere</description>
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		<title>English Classes, in 2015</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I learned drama, Shakespeare, grammar, literary devices, and how to fall in love with the written and spoken word in high school. That sentence violates parallelism, by the way, but let&#8217;s leave it alone. We&#8217;ve far more important things to talk about, like the future of English classes. In the future, students won&#8217;t be memorizing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scrumptious&#8217; Latte</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Scrumptious,&#8221; Aileen whispered when the guy by the bar asked Mimi for her name. I snickered but thought it was a good idea. So, when it was my turn to get coffee, I told the guy the iced double chocolate is for &#8220;Scrumptious.&#8221; &#8220;Anything else, Miss Scrumptious?&#8221; he asked, looking and sounding like the words [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quid Pro Quo: Boob Jobs for Academic Achievements?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will you give your graduate the gift of surgery? Do you really have the funds, the liberalism, and the moxie to go, &#8220;Congratulations, daughter. Here&#8217;s money for a new nose.&#8221;? If you answered yes just for the sheer fun of it, you&#8217;re not alone. Parents are actually giving their graduates the gift of surgery, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Rent a Negro, Talk to the Dead, and Other Such Stories</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not a fan of self-help books because I&#8217;ve always believed they&#8217;re 80% fluff and only 20% sense. Then, too, I resent being told what to do, so there&#8217;s really no point in shelling out money for a book that would only boss me around, is there? Clearly, I need self-help books like I need [...]]]></description>
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