Big Sad, Blathers
2 Comments Archie Andrews, You’re Breaking My Heart

I rooted for Betty Coopers for years, gundemmit.
That girl has awesome oozing out of every pore. She’s one of the smartest girls in school. She fixes cars, mostly Archie’s. She cooks. She makes her own clothing. She runs a doll hospital in her garage. She loves children and the elderly. She keeps a small garden in her backyard. She plays the guitar—and the tambourine to boot! She has a cat named Caramel. She takes karate lessons and at one point, she even developed ESP after an encyclopedia fell on her head by accident. At one point, she spent most of her weekend DIY’ing One Year Anniversary Gifts for all the members of a little-known recycling club she put up in their neighborhood. Did I mention she once became a racecar driver for Veronica’s dad’s company?
Knowing these about Betty and given what Veronica is like, Archie Andrews is an eedjit of the first order for choosing the latter over the former. It’s not exactly state secret Archie has the IQ of a plant, but this takes the cake! How can anyone choose Veronica over Betty?
But you know what hurts even more? I yelped, “Archie can’t marry Veronica!” and Wett turned to me and asked, “Archie who?”
How can anyone be born sometime in the 80s and not know Archie Andrews or Veronica Lodge?
Oh, that’s right. If you’re Wett, you do not know Veronica Lodge because the only Veronica you know is Veronica Mars.
I read about this proposal from MyMariaTV’s feed, and I read up what I could about it. For some reason, all this growing up and getting married business in comic books doesn’t sit well with me.
Everyone grows up, even the kids from Riverdale. This makes me very sad. Some things in life should never have to grow up and grow old—this happy little piece of my childhood included.

