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	<description>an open road and a ticket to nowhere</description>
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		<title>Andy Rooney, You Make Me Wanna Have Menopause Now</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m 29 but I can&#8217;t wait to hit 40 &#8211; if I live that long, that is. Saints, legends, and egomaniacs die young &#8211; and if you&#8217;re pretending you don&#8217;t know which one I am, c&#8217;mon, even my laundry basket can tell. But I digress. The reason I now can&#8217;t wait to turn 40 is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Mr. Singh, I Spent Saturday Laughing All the Weeeee</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because I have all the maturity of a peanut, I ditched the plan to look at refurbished fitness equipment and instead spent all my time today YouTube-ing the Indian version of classic nursery rhymes. I didn&#8217;t even need a sleeee to dance and sing along to these while laughing all the weee. I&#8217;m sure this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ah Now, Alex…</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, my body parts worked for me. Now, they work against me, and I&#8217;m thinking of firing every single one of them. I&#8217;ve been wheezing, and sneezing, and coughing since September 1. Toss in fever and watery eyes, and you can very well understand, can&#8217;t you, why I wish I can just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forgive Me Freddie. I Make Fun of What I Love (Part III)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[He has been photographed in royal capes, underwear, and glittery unitards. He manages to pull of everything because he is a rock god. Well, okay, maybe not everything. Not this, anyway. So really, it&#8217;s no surprise that Freddie now sits in the Mount Olympus of Rock, doing meth with a pantheon of gods. 1. He [...]]]></description>
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