Apr
10
2010
He has been photographed in royal capes, underwear, and glittery unitards. He manages to pull of everything because he is a rock god.
Well, okay, maybe not everything. Not this, anyway.
So really, it’s no surprise that Freddie now sits in the Mount Olympus of Rock, doing meth with a pantheon of gods.
1. He played the shit out of instruments, especially the piano, without even learning to read music.
2. He lived with a woman before he decided he loved riding in fast cars with fast boys more.
3. He wore costumes that made grown men cry.
4. He looks like he never ages (anti wrinkle lotion or botox? Either way, seems to have worked).
5. He changed the way people throw concerts.
6. Plus, he wrote songs that appealed to everyone (EVERYONE!) from homophobic jocks (who just love We Are the Champions) to middle-aged women who have not let go of the disco (Another One Bites the Dust) to 40-year-old men still staying in their parents’ basement (Flash)
Finally, it’s been said any woman can get pregnant simply by being in the same room as his mustache. What guy has mustache that awesome?
Okay, enough funnin’.
In truth, I adore you Freddie Mercury, never mind that you’re gayer than daffodils and hairier than the yeti. They have this awesome statue of you overlooking Lake Geneva. I’ll go there someday and steal it.
Hi! My name is Chin, and this is where, to quote Jane Austen, I "run mad and as often as I choose."




