Not a Bad Idea, This.

August 16, 2010 - 3:01 am Comments Off

So okay, I need a pretty bike, and some pretty girl friends to go riding around town with. No, wait. That’s not right. I already have pretty girl friends by the truckloads; they just don’t live here. I think I’ll go make an ad recruiting girl friends. Thus far, the only women my age that I have seen about town are full-time mothers and housewives, bankers, and teachers. This is why I haven’t made friends with anyone yet hereabouts. I can’t seem to “fall” into any demographic, and there doesn’t seem to be anyone who shares my interests.

Any takers?

We can take our time pedaling about town. I promise not to jam Ferrari parts into my bicycle. There’s no need for speed unless we’re careening down the highway with a 10-wheeler after our tails. Hah!

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