7 Good Reasons to Keep Carlos Celdran in Jail
Here’s reason no. 7: Carlos Celdran’s Jail Time Is Improving Literacy.
Before this interesting man was hauled to jail, who remembered Padre Damaso and how crooked the prayles were? Kids these days wouldn’t recognize the name Damaso unless you lubed it first before sticking it up their arses. Then again, these kids probably think they need to know Damaso like they need tobuy gold bullion, which is so NOT happening in this lifetime! Now, everyone will want to know who this Damaso is, and why he’s getting TV time. Historians and Filipino teachers everywhere will be very happy. Carlos Celdran is npt only re-kindling interest in the Reproductive Health Bill, he just turned into Jose Rizal and Noli Mi Tangere’s biggest publicist!
Oh, and this is my labor of love. You can read the other six reasons here. Click on the photo to be redirected to the Facebook page. (Don’t be jealous, friends and family. If they cart you off to jail, I promise to think of 7 Good Reasons to make sure you stay jailed, too! Hahaha!)
I’m not anti-church. I’m not anti-organized religion. Heck, I studied in Catholic schools all my life, even in college. I got an excellent high school education for free thanks to the SSPS sisters of Holy Spirit School. So, no, I’m not anti-church or anti-religion. What I’m vehemently against are bigotry, ignorance, antediluvian health policies, and car insurance quotes that rob people blind—but that’s another story altogether.
For now, check out the page—and please don’t get me wrong. I don’t want Carlos Celdran to stay jailed because I get off at seeing others languish in prison. I want him to stay in jail for just a wee bit longer to direct attention to the real issue at hand. It’s not the shooter or the gun, people. It’s the why. It’s the Reproductive Health Bill, which is older than my two daughters combined but which never quite took off because of public apathy.
UPDATE: Oh wow! Spot.PH is quick. I woke up today to a mention of my 10-hour-old page.