It’s list time again! I’m sure Lurchie will be thrilled by this announcement. That woman has a strange love for lists. But, hey, who am I to judge when I classify chocolate as a food group and regularly write letters to body parts?
So, on with the list! Here are six things I’d love to do DAILY, if I can.
1. I love cranking up the AC even though the room ends up so chilly that all of us, even the toddler Charlie, have to go to bed wearing leg warmers. Nope, I don’t do it to jack up the power bill – I am NOT a masochist like that. I do it because I have trouble sleeping.
Freezing forces me to stop tapping away on my keyboard. It forces us to huddle together, even in our sleep. And, it feels a lot like Christmas, too. I don’t know why I equate freezing temperatures with Christmas, but obviously, I want every night to feel like Christmas.
2. I love talking to friends, just not over the phone. One, phone conversations lack the body language and nuance I enjoy so dearly in face-to-face conversations. Two, I hate it when my phone feels hot against my ear. And three, I resent my phone – all cell phones in general, in fact. I don’t find my phone necessary; I find it annoying especially when it bleeps non-stop or rings off the hook. Technology, I believe, shouldn’t be more demanding than our own kids or mothers!
3. I love eating. I eat when I watch TV (which is very rarely), read books, or get my nails done. I eat when I’m most busy and when I’m most idle. Never mind asking what I eat. I’m sure the things on our menu will appall most of you. I eat when I’m upset, when I’m not doing anything, when I am doing many things, when I’m happy, when I’m unhappy. I eat dinner twice, do you know that? Well, now you do. So yes, I eat a lot… and if we ever get stuck in the Andres, in the winter, with no hope of rescue in sight, I just may eat you, too. I kid! I was just pulling your leg and making a reference to that movie – you have seen it, haven’t you?
4. I love NOT going to my dentist. I realize now my fear of dentists isn’t pain-related; it’s bill-related.
5. I love chocolate. If we ever get us a pet (we haven’t yet because I’m allergic to just about anything), I will name it Chocolate. Or, I might name my third child Chocolate.
6. I love drawing up lists. Lists make me happy – they give my day direction, and my life sense. I admit my lists don’t fix everything. They don’t reverse recessions, they don’t stop storms, and they don’t pay bills. BUT – and this is a big but - they give me perspective, and that’s really all I need my lists to do.
Happy Monday, y’all!