Dec
13
2008
Scrumptious’ Latte
Author: nevergirl“Scrumptious,” Aileen whispered when the guy by the bar asked Mimi for her name. I snickered but thought it was a good idea. So, when it was my turn to get coffee, I told the guy the iced double chocolate is for “Scrumptious.”
“Anything else, Miss Scrumptious?” he asked, looking and sounding like the words were being choked out of him.
“Well, yes, mineral water please,” I said. Behind me, Aileen was doubling over with laughter. So was Malou when she learned of the story. When it was time for the staff to call out my name (a.k.a Scrumptious), I swear, they cringed! We were seated near enough the bar so we could hear their timidly said, “Double chocolate for Scrumptious!”
“Here!” I said, waving my hand at the attendant. Of course, it didn’t help that Malou was laughing like mad and Aileen just had to go take photos of a neatly scrawled ‘Scrumptious’ on the lid.
That little coffee shop incident is now giving me ideas. I don’t go to Coffee Dream, Starbucks, or even Bo’s because I’m cheap like that. It pains me to pay P150 for coffee. The only time I go there is when I’m with friends – and the fun, fun, fun conversation we have makes the P150 well-worth the price. I think I’m changing my mind about frequenting coffee shops as I write this entry, though. These coffee shops, they’re a treasure of a place! Where else can you get away with telling people your name is Audrey Hepburn? For the price of a latte, people will humor you and call out “Ms. Hepburn! Double chocolate latte for Ms. Hepburn!”
So, just so you know, I have decided it’s high time my split personalities and I stop going around the neighborhood looking for people to beat up. We will go to coffee shops instead and order iced coffee for
1. Cinderella
2. Her Majesty
3. Free.
Hi! My name is Chin, and this is where, to quote Jane Austen, I "run mad and as often as I choose."