Apr
29
2006
Too Young, Too Smooth
Author: ChinSo we finally decided to put a limit to Alex’s Internet hours. Four hours daily, tops and that limit’s staying put, no matter what she tries to bribe us with.
Last time it was growth. She promised to grow fast in exchange for a few more hours of Nick Jr.
We had to say no. Why? Well, for one, she’s in danger of becoming permanently attached to the laptop, for one. For another, it’s not like she could load up on HGH so she could send her pituitary gland on overdrive and turn 5 years older in the span of a week. Finally and most importantly, I’d really rather she doesn’t grow too fast.
Hi! My name is Chin, and this is where, to quote Jane Austen, I "run mad and as often as I choose."